InstLife 0.3.0.0

Our biggest list of changes yet.

Adoption

If you have happiness over 75 and a place to live then you are eligible to adopt. Access this option from the Partner menu – you need to be 21 or older for the button to enable.

Edit: To clarify, as I’ve seen a lot of comments around this, there are no restrictions against LGBT characters adopting. Anyone can adopt, regardless of gender or sexual orientation, you just have to meet the above requirements.

New events

We have added two new events, and fixed a bug to make another one appear. So that’s three. Quick maths.

Two of these events are social, one is home related.

Illnessess

We have altered the rate of which types of illness you can get, and in addition we have added five new ones to try and make your lives even harder.

Changelog

Ads: Partially changed ad provider
Bug: Corrected Director and VP role requirements
Bug: Fixed darts event not appearing
Bug: (Should have) Fixed getting fired as CEO when you've already stepped down due to health
Bug: Fixed Try For Baby button being disabled when it shouldn't
Event: Prostitute interaction
Feature: Added basic adoption
Houses: Added burst pipe event
Icon: Turned it red cause it looks Christmassy
Illnesses: Added five new illnesses
Illnesses: Revamped % of what illnesses the player gets
Obituary: Added what drug you overdosed on
Tweak: Added more context to event log for bully event
Tweak: Added painting type to painting descriptions where it was missing
Tweak: Corrected grammar when selling properties
Tweak: Increased minimum age to have a baby
Tweak: Made losing your job due to health issues less frequent
Tweak: More detail when arrested at a young age
Tweak: Putting out fires, and fixing pipes now provide a little happiness bonus
Tweak: You now won't be arrested for self-defence (unless you murder them)
Tweak: Your parents can now disagree with a homosexual relationship
Tweak: Your parents no longer have a go at your 15 year old partner who hasn't gone to university

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Comments

  • Luke

    December 15, 2017 at 9:30 pm

    Super update guys!

  • Asasia Bainbridge

    December 15, 2017 at 9:30 pm

    I have had this game since you guys started and I absolutely love it!! Keep up the good work ❀

  • Anonymous

    December 15, 2017 at 9:30 pm

    Amazing game, been playing it since the start. Keep up the good work

  • Anonymous

    December 15, 2017 at 9:30 pm

    This game is great, but i wish there was a system in the game were you can use a creativity stat or something to make things or start your own business

  • Lucy

    December 15, 2017 at 9:30 pm

    Just got the new update and I have to say it’s a good one! I would like to make a few suggestions for further updates though; firstly, I think there should be some sort tracker for the children you have – say your character had five children, it would be much easier to track their lives though this method than losing track and having to scroll back through your life to see what they’ve done. Secondly, I think there should be more achievements; I’ve recently completed them all, and while I’m loving the game, I don’t have a real incentive to continue, I don’t feel I have anything else to really work towards. Thirdly, I’d like to see more variety in the degrees we can do at university; currently you have a couple of Arts degrees, several Business ones, several Medical ones and lots of Science ones – I’d like to see degrees like, for example, Drama, Cheffing and Law added in, I think this would better increase the variety of jobs we can apply for. And lastly, I’d like to see more countries/nationalities added in; I feel like my characters are all from the same select few places – I get Ghana, Indonesia, Northern Ireland and Denmark more than anywhere else, please can this be looked at?

  • Kristian

    December 15, 2017 at 9:30 pm

    THIS UPDATE WAS MY WEEK’S HIGHLIGHT THANK YOUUU! Good work! πŸ™‚

  • Ja

    December 15, 2017 at 9:30 pm

    Add sweden ☺ very nice game. And its simple. I like it.

  • Q

    December 15, 2017 at 9:30 pm

    Had this game since the start have no plans on deleting very fun excited to see it evolve

  • Savoughn Darnell Easley

    December 15, 2017 at 9:30 pm

    I have it since you all started it an it’s been amazing since day 1

  • Yo mama

    December 15, 2017 at 9:30 pm

    LGBT couples should be able to adopt

  • G

    December 15, 2017 at 9:30 pm

    Really Love The New Update!

  • Michael

    December 15, 2017 at 9:30 pm

    Add sport careers

  • Anonymous

    December 15, 2017 at 9:30 pm

    Keep up the good work! Everytime I see an update I always get so excited!

  • Charles

    December 15, 2017 at 9:30 pm

    i LOVE SO MUCH YOUR GAME!! IT HIS VERY VERY NICE

  • Tolly

    December 15, 2017 at 9:30 pm

    Had This Game For A While! But new Update says that adopt will let you do it in a couple of years but it still won’t + I die from diesease faster I lived to 12 and died from a heart attack!

  • A fan

    December 15, 2017 at 9:30 pm

    You should add acting as a career, that’d be great!

  • Weeb

    December 15, 2017 at 9:30 pm

    THIS IS MY FAVORITE GAME IN THE WORLD! I’m so glad you got the adoption button in! Also I have one thing to ask for (I begged for a lot in my review lol I didn’t know how to comment on this yet back then) Add a Japanese nationality. I’m a web that’s obsessed with Japanese culture and I’d love to see that in there. I know you have a place for suggestions btw but when I tried using that it made my phone crash… That’s not your fault it’s just my phone doesn’t get along with Google… Or anything really. But if you did that I’d be so happy! Also I really love this new update! Best one that I’ve seen! Thank you!

  • Anonymous

    December 15, 2017 at 9:30 pm

    Add a bugler career

  • Eric

    December 15, 2017 at 9:30 pm

    Love this game. Glad to see the adoption option. One suggestion though. I bought a house and immediately adopted 44 children. There should be some kind of limit on how many children you can adopt at a time.

  • Q

    December 15, 2017 at 9:30 pm

    Love it!! Keep on killing it, guys. It just keeps getting better.

  • Q

    December 15, 2017 at 9:30 pm

    I do have one suggestion, could we become landlords and purchase properties to rent out? Also the option to buy the house out before the loan years are up. Love it, great work guys πŸ™‚

  • Instlife is lit

    December 15, 2017 at 9:30 pm

    Having an option to continue life as your child will be great, its like carrying on the legacy rather than just die old then start a new life again , great game tho

  • Anon

    December 15, 2017 at 9:30 pm

    Remove random job names
    Being a law chemist is nonsense

  • Billyboy

    December 15, 2017 at 9:30 pm

    Can you add Japan to the holiday list?

  • Famous Dex

    December 15, 2017 at 9:30 pm

    Some of these motherfucker are stupid don’t listen to em. Especially the one talking about “I died too fast.” Just add sports careers and we Gucci.

  • Anonymous

    December 15, 2017 at 9:30 pm

    I can’t believe someone said add adoption for lgbt couples when they already have hat a fuckin Dumbass.

  • KellyIcy

    December 15, 2017 at 9:30 pm

    Best game ever! I keep looking forward to the updates

  • Emma

    December 15, 2017 at 9:30 pm

    “parents can now disagree with a homosexual relationship” fuck this heteronormative world

  • Johnny

    December 15, 2017 at 9:30 pm

    So, read the update. “Made stopped working due to health less frequent.” Thought, great. First 9 games I played after update ALL stopped working early due to health. One of them died that next year from kuru disease. Kuru disease? Are you kidding me. So my character was eating human brains? Ridiculous.

    The rest went in to live Long long time afterwards with no symptoms if anything wrong eventually drying at old age due to natural causes. Just get rid of that stupid event no one asked for it and it makes no sense and has no rhyme or reason to it

  • Max

    December 15, 2017 at 9:30 pm

    Great update i think u could ad cars it would be amazing

  • Anonymous

    December 15, 2017 at 9:30 pm

    Found a glitch after the update; if you or your partner gets pregnant you can have another pregnancy again that same year just by selecting another menu at the top and going back to relationship, then try for a baby again. Rinse and repeat. You could have like 30 kids birthed in one year, and BEYOND. Just thought I’d mention it. Love this game!

  • Exequiel

    December 15, 2017 at 9:30 pm

    I love this Game i was since started And i like how was evolve

  • Mike Djordjevic

    December 15, 2017 at 9:30 pm

    Amazing. Maybe consider saving progress ?

  • Thumbs down

    December 15, 2017 at 9:30 pm

    Seems no matter how many times I play as LGBTQ I’m told I’m not eligible to adopt try again in a few years. I got all the way to age 88 with this message.

  • Anonymous

    December 15, 2017 at 9:30 pm

    new jobs and university degrees please

  • Anonymous

    December 15, 2017 at 9:30 pm

    Hey, I think it would be cool if you guys could be able to add legacies like being able to play as our children.

  • Pieter

    December 15, 2017 at 9:30 pm

    Can it be possible for the children or spouse to be playable when the person dies?

  • Anonymous

    December 15, 2017 at 9:30 pm

    I need this game to be released on Apple iOS asap, I love it but can’t play whilst I’m out or if I haven’t got my tablet on me! When??

  • cheyenne

    December 15, 2017 at 9:30 pm

    Awesome work me and my boyfriend love the game.

  • Carrie MELENDEZ

    December 15, 2017 at 9:30 pm

    Great update! I truly enjoy this game. So simple yet addictive. Could you look into adding acting with the art and music career options? That way our characters could go from performing in school plays to Broadway to tv star or box office star.

  • TripleA

    December 15, 2017 at 9:30 pm

    Great job on making the game! πŸ˜€ There’s a lot of potential and ideas you can get and implement them here. Like you either become a soldier, fight for country or different eras like medieval or in the future. So much content but of course it takes time. Cheers to future versions and the devs. Looking forward to and sticking all the way with this game πŸ˜€

  • Amelia

    December 15, 2017 at 9:30 pm

    This is an amazing game! I have the same suggestion as a few other people – LGBT couples should be able to adopt! πŸ™‚

  • Sowa

    December 15, 2017 at 9:30 pm

    Please add politic carrier

  • Lauren

    December 15, 2017 at 9:30 pm

    Great game! So much fun! I wish you’d fix the fact that one can no longer advance in their jobs πŸ˜”But I am really loving this game!

  • Saddam

    December 15, 2017 at 9:30 pm

    It would be very interesting if your character could get into politics and even have a chance to become their country’s leader and either be a protector of democracy or a tyrant. It would also be cool if you could add religions to the game.

  • Hey! Listen!

    December 15, 2017 at 9:30 pm

    I am love LOVING the new update! But, I have a couple suggestions! Firstly, add more careers such as acting, entrepreneurs and sports. Have more interactions with family like the player having a chance of having siblings, or our children having children, camping trips or family reunions and viewing children’s stats. Finally, effects of depression like more of a likely hood of suicidal thoughts.

  • Alon

    December 15, 2017 at 9:30 pm

    Can you make argument inside the band to make it disband by itself. You know like in real life

  • Clare

    December 15, 2017 at 9:30 pm

    What about a writing career alongside music and artist?
    Also what about playing from one of children’s perspective once your character dies? Could it be possible to see profiles for the kids?

    Absolutely love the game, I downloaded it months ago and I can’t stop playing.
    Looking forward to future updates.

    *P.S. did you realise there is currently no limit to how many times a woman can get pregnant in 1 year? Didn’t think it was deliberate.

  • Kendall Pressley

    December 15, 2017 at 9:30 pm

    these new updates are crazy good.πŸ‘ still want more stuff to buy with my money tho.

    Three types of cars, fast, family, and piece of shit. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

    Buy a pet
    Buy a business
    Buy a boat, a yatch, Cruise ship
    Buy a helicopter, a private jet, a plane

    Able to lose limbs and it effects your life
    Your spouse can cheat on you with the choices to assault, ignore, or argue with a 50% chance you leave after the argument.

    I love your game I play every day

    I’ve lived tons of lives πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  • TheBurger3

    December 15, 2017 at 9:30 pm

    This is amazing! More stuff to post YT content on, and it seems to be updated every other week. Love it!

  • Lorien

    December 15, 2017 at 9:30 pm

    I am really enjoying the game. Truly! And I understand that instant life game cannot make instant updates, but there are several things I would like to see added to the game:
    -More nationalities, countries to move in and to have holidays in.
    -Wider careers variety, like Writer, Actor/Actress, Policeman/Detective career or Firefighter.
    -A seperate career for Gamer or Comedian.
    -Add more misc actions, like go to a restaurant (with or without partner, posh or not so good one), or go to see a musical in the theatre. That can be expensive but improves musical stats.
    Thanks!

  • Elijah Glasgow

    December 15, 2017 at 9:30 pm

    I think your game is very cool and fun!!Maybe adding interview on talk shows award shows and other celeberity related things when you get famous also like a ton more followers on social media? It would be cool if a platinum artist won a grammy or something! Also I wish there were more things to spend money and maybe add more expenses. When you have kids they cost a lot. When you become very wealthy the game can get boring sometimes. Also more options with the kids? Enrolling them in art classes and music classes and sports. Also divorce options like custody and child support. Also being able to upgrade your studio when you have the cash (for higher rent of course)! Anyway I loooove your game!!!!

  • Pie

    December 15, 2017 at 9:30 pm

    Add siblings

  • Waylon

    December 15, 2017 at 9:30 pm

    Y’all should let the kids have kidsπŸ˜‚
    Keep up the good workπŸ‘

  • Anonymous

    December 15, 2017 at 9:30 pm

    I had game where I had a baby, with a girl and she got pregnant. I then moved to a different tab and back on, and she was able to become pregnant again. Repeat and repeat. She had four babies at once.

  • Sasha

    December 15, 2017 at 9:30 pm

    Pleaseee put on the iPhone App Store soon I have to steal my friends phone (who introduced me to the game) everyday just to play it but she is updating to an iPhone soon anyway so πŸ™ please thank you

  • TimTimifi81

    December 15, 2017 at 9:30 pm

    It would be nice if you added where you can join the military. I really like the game though.

  • anime ann

    December 15, 2017 at 9:30 pm

    Love your game

  • Adam

    December 15, 2017 at 9:30 pm

    It’s a really good game and I note down every life i live. Just reached 250. Love the new update and custom lives! LOVE IT

  • MyNemJeff

    December 15, 2017 at 9:30 pm

    If you studied some subjects at university, you should be able to inspect a crime scene and try to resovle the mistery. That should make more crimes appear around to give you the opportunity to be a detective.

  • Nina

    December 15, 2017 at 9:30 pm

    I really like this game, I crack myself up at the crazy lives I choose to live. I wanted to add some input, I love the new adopt option. Also the cosmetic is pretty cool too. So my thing is they all age but the kids never get married have kids etc, maybe possibly work towards that? I think it would be awesome. Nor do they seem to get jobs and work as well. I say keep up the good word πŸ˜€

  • Rosemary

    December 15, 2017 at 9:30 pm

    I love the new update but i would like it if you added some button to make your own business from scratch like needing 50k to buy a place to put it and more money for furniture like making a Bakery or a bank. That’s all and i hope to see you improve and that you have my support 😘

  • ZombieUniverse

    December 15, 2017 at 9:30 pm

    I honestly think that with time, this game will top all the charts, and personally I have already recommended this game to all my friends.
    Now if only I could have one of the lives that I’ve been simulating…….

  • Anonymous

    December 15, 2017 at 9:30 pm

    Illnesses are not what you need to be focusing on right now. Focus on adding more alternative careers, like acting, modeling, writing, sports, and entrepreneurship. Things like illnesses are not important right now — I’m reaching the point in this game where every life is the same. The only thing you should be doing with disease right now is FIXING it — you guys say you reduced the incidence of leaving work due to health issues, but I don’t think I believe you because I keep having to quit at fifty. It’s still happening way too frequently, and it leaves me with nothing to do except kill myself and start a new life. Additionally, can you PLEASE make it so that higher fitness reduces the chance of health problems? It’s ridiculous how often my 100% fitness character has to leave work for health issues, then dies of “sudden death syndrome.” My last complaint on disease is how frequently my twelve-year-old characters get coronary heart disease…

    All of that aside, I do appreciate the implementation of adoption. Finally I don’t have to be heterosexual in every life just so I can have children.

  • Finny

    December 15, 2017 at 9:30 pm

    Please make it so that you CAN’T be arrested for self defense regaurdless of whether or not you kill them. I had a burgler break into my house and I happened to kill them, I was arrested for 20 years, that’s not right! Thanks!!

  • a suggestion

    December 15, 2017 at 9:30 pm

    Y’all should add the possibility of either die, get serious injuries or end up in a coma from a plane crash when going on a holiday

  • Jake hetzer

    December 15, 2017 at 9:30 pm

    What about investing options?

  • Abagail

    December 15, 2017 at 9:30 pm

    I love this game! Will never uninstall!

  • Josh Josh

    December 15, 2017 at 9:30 pm

    Please add ACTING CAREER in the next UPDATE

  • Amiiber

    December 15, 2017 at 9:30 pm

    Love the update…. I’d like more parent and children involvement… I’d like my parents opinion when I’m a teen mom or for drug use.. I’d also like to see when they give birth or adopt siblings of mine… Would like children to be happy or sad when I have more children n away to track them I’d like to know if my ex’s who I have children with attended my furnial…. N maybe a 5 bedroom home option that’s not as expensive as a mansion…

  • Senthil Kumar

    December 15, 2017 at 9:30 pm

    Keep up the good work
    Keep adding new features
    Kudos!!!

  • Anastasiya Echeverria

    December 15, 2017 at 9:30 pm

    Please please make the option to remarry ex husbands/wives.

  • Anonymous

    December 15, 2017 at 9:30 pm

    Drug dealer

  • Anonymous

    December 15, 2017 at 9:30 pm

    Put in a crime career and things whan your locked up it can ask if you want to see your family oh you can call tham and you should put in you can get more time if you fight on something

  • Julio134456

    December 15, 2017 at 9:30 pm

    Herencias seria una buena idea!!

  • Xavier Bradford

    December 15, 2017 at 9:30 pm

    I love this game so much I just wish there was more career choices LIKE ATHLETE. But the game is super super super DOPE πŸ”₯ πŸ”₯ πŸ”₯

    Side note SUGGESTIONs: Interaction between you and your children. Social Media trolls affecting your music career and painting critics. Also I think you should be able to choose the type of car. Not all in detail but like generalize the car category like the property menu. I love you folks at INSTCOFFEE and thank you for being awesome develpoers and listenings….. Well reading πŸ˜„πŸ˜„

  • Sebastian

    December 15, 2017 at 9:30 pm

    You should add Poland guys. Great update!!! πŸ‘

  • Bryan Wolfe

    December 15, 2017 at 9:30 pm

    I love this game. I want to become a dictator would be really cool.

  • Jul

    December 15, 2017 at 9:30 pm

    I spent 2 jours worlimg on a character and it erased 😭😭😭

  • Bug

    December 15, 2017 at 9:30 pm

    Found an annoying bug. If you retire as a CO who is not meeting expectations then you get randomly fired in some cases over 10 years after and then when you die it states you are a nobody and does not give any details of your job, children etc πŸ™ PLEASE FIX THIS I love this game but this bug is ruining it for me

  • Savide

    December 15, 2017 at 9:30 pm

    How many people do you know who stop working at 60 due to health issue, I’m one promotion away from CEO and boom, health issue, can you please change that, also, it seems as if you’re satisfied with having only 3 career options, well reading the other comments, it’s evident that no one else is, so please add more.

  • N/A

    December 15, 2017 at 9:30 pm

    Awsome game! love it!! One quick suggestion, can the Significant other have a carrer or job as well?

  • Josh

    December 15, 2017 at 9:30 pm

    Any way to make a save, even dropbox would be awesome.

    Farmer, would be like art and music only with crops and fields instead of albums and songs or painting and specifics.

    Criminal jobs option. Furthering farmer for example, could grow and sell pot.

    Option to turn in money for extended life, maybe shave a few years off with some medical marvel. So the game goes on a bit longer. More text for art such as offers to by coppies and better prices on that in particular. (More coppies per event)

    Horse track, or football betting (not enough gambling )

    Cars set up like houses. With some details about the style of car, or stats even. Add garage to houses 2- 4 car on bigger houses.

    Fisherman as a job at 15, fish automaticaly convert to money at age. (anouther for the liesure list)

    Everything in this game is fun and interesting. Great job. Very addictive. Thank you for this. Keep up the good work.

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