InstLife 1.0.1

Crime doesn’t pay

Prisoner Career

We have added the basics of the prisoner career!

You can now start prison riots and attempt to escape prison. We will be adding a ‘notoriety’ system next week where the more actions and crimes you commit will allow you to become a famous prisoner.

We look forward to hearing your suggestions on how to make this career a lot better.

Changelog

Bug: Fixed non-fatal illnesses and conditions killing you
Cars: Added more items to be thrown at your vehicle (some now have realistic properties)
Colour Schemes: Added a new colour scheme
Countries: Added Cyprus
Disasters: Landlocked countries no longer flood due to high sea level
Disasters: Lowered chance of UFO appearance
Disasters: Lowered UFO death toll
Holidays: You can no longer get a cruise to a landlocked country
Illnesses: You can now cure cancer at the hospital via chemotherapy
Names: Corrected capitalisation on some names
Performance: Minor performance increases
Prisoner: Added the Prisoner career

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Comments

  • Prdro

    March 4, 2018 at 9:00 pm

    Thank god a new career. Going to play after this comment. But you know there is still a bug where If have a lot of childrens and they are comimg with you If change country, the list of name cant be closed.
    What about the writer Careers ?

  • Anonymous

    March 4, 2018 at 9:00 pm

    Add grandchildren for god sake

  • Anonymous

    March 4, 2018 at 9:00 pm

    Add siblings
    And more jobs

  • Plz

    March 4, 2018 at 9:00 pm

    Add an option to join the army of ur country

  • IMLgnd2

    March 4, 2018 at 9:00 pm

    Good job. Next, Politican carrer.

  • Anonymous

    March 4, 2018 at 9:00 pm

    Please increase Chance oft getting Gender disphorya

  • Alyssa

    March 4, 2018 at 9:00 pm

    Maybe we could be able to get a chance to see who our kids marry and also be able to do arrange marriage

  • Anonymous

    March 4, 2018 at 9:00 pm

    Please add the option of taking over your children’s life once you died at the end.

  • Somebody00

    March 4, 2018 at 9:00 pm

    I have an idea.. marrying a celebrity(doesn’t have to be a real life celebrity) after we’re famous๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜…

  • Cassandra

    March 4, 2018 at 9:00 pm

    A Construction career would be cool.

  • A meme

    March 4, 2018 at 9:00 pm

    YAS SOMETHING NEW BUT WE WOULD STILL LIKE TO LIVE AS OUR KIDS

  • Rita

    March 4, 2018 at 9:00 pm

    Thank you for the continuous updates! So excited to try out the new career. Would it be possible to restore some of the old relationship features where your partner gives you a STD, you find out your partner is cheating, or your partner breaks up with you of they don’t love you anymore. They really add to the realism experience and the screenshots I captured were hilarious and got more people interested in the game. Keep up the great work! It’s amazing to see how far you’ve come

  • Anonymous

    March 4, 2018 at 9:00 pm

    A save mechanic would be nice.

  • Anonymous

    March 4, 2018 at 9:00 pm

    PHILIPPINES

  • K

    March 4, 2018 at 9:00 pm

    Excellent job! Really love the game been s supporter since the start just keep making these good updates!!

  • CutieCupcake

    March 4, 2018 at 9:00 pm

    Love that you added Cyprus! Thank you! โ™ก

  • POWER

    March 4, 2018 at 9:00 pm

    there is a bug where, when i die in prison and i close the obituary, the careers tab is still open and i can start prison riots or attempt to escape even after i die.

  • Fuck you

    March 4, 2018 at 9:00 pm

    I still can’t update my game. I’m kind of sad ๐Ÿ˜ข

  • Matt

    March 4, 2018 at 9:00 pm

    As someone in the construction industry it would be very nice to see some jobs in construction and maybe a construction career. The game keeps getting better keep up the great work.

  • Wera

    March 4, 2018 at 9:00 pm

    I would love the game more if the children could get kids and have relationships.

  • Anonymous

    March 4, 2018 at 9:00 pm

    PLZZZZ ADD A SAVE FEATURE PLZ that’s all I ask and for some reason when I pass my drivers test and try to go for a drive it says I haven’t passed the test

  • Aaron T Watson

    March 4, 2018 at 9:00 pm

    Having the same issue. I pass my driving test, buy the car, go for drive, says I have to pass the driving test.

  • Anonymous

    March 4, 2018 at 9:00 pm

    Okay, I would enjoy if transitioning was a choice, instead of a random event, like, have it function like sexuality. Also Author carer please.

  • Nadja

    March 4, 2018 at 9:00 pm

    Bug: I can’t go for a drive even though I bought a car. It says that I do not own a vehicle.

  • Greg White

    March 4, 2018 at 9:00 pm

    Add Ukraine plz

  • J

    March 4, 2018 at 9:00 pm

    The Transition button does not work, can that be fixed please and add acting career…my voice hurts from singing too much, my hand is starting to cramp from painting, and I’m stressed out from my job as a CEO.

  • L

    March 4, 2018 at 9:00 pm

    Can the transition button be a sexuality instead of random, I feel like it would be better that way

  • Anonymous

    March 4, 2018 at 9:00 pm

    Definitely need to add the ability to play as your children. Like maybe after you die or something make it so you can continue on as your kid. Then maybe make it so you can switch between you and your kid while playing. That’d be cool.

  • Lazynonos

    March 4, 2018 at 9:00 pm

    Can you do something in which having alternative careers like CEO or music is easier to access because it gets VERY tedious.

  • BIGDICK

    March 4, 2018 at 9:00 pm

    Add Boxing For Career

  • Samuel

    March 4, 2018 at 9:00 pm

    Just add more careers of any sort and keep up the great work ๐Ÿ™‹โ›ท๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿ‚๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ„๐Ÿšฃ๐Ÿšต๐Ÿ‹โ›น๐Ÿ๐ŸŽ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ’…โœ๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿš„๐Ÿšƒ๐Ÿš“๐Ÿš’๐Ÿš‘๐Ÿšœ๐Ÿš–๐Ÿšš๐Ÿ›ฉโ›ด๐Ÿš€โšพ๐ŸŽฑ๐Ÿ€๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ“๐ŸŽพ๐ŸŽฏ๐Ÿธ๐ŸŽฎ๐ŸŽฌ๐Ÿ“ท๐Ÿ”Ž๐Ÿ’Ša little idea (they all represent a career)

  • Anonymous

    March 4, 2018 at 9:00 pm

    Add more to education system like boarding school for rich families or bad schools for kids that get kicked out of school

  • Anonymous

    March 4, 2018 at 9:00 pm

    And it says that my I don’t have a driver’s license I do

  • Tavish

    March 4, 2018 at 9:00 pm

    can you guys make the transition button like the sexuality button, so we have the option of being either cis or trans? its weird that we can pick our sexuality but not this, and it sucks that we have to wait to maybe be diagnosed with gender dysphoria to transition.

  • Dani

    March 4, 2018 at 9:00 pm

    It would be kind of cool to see lots of different career choices. Even to be a hooker! Plus also I wish you could just decide to transition instead of it being random!

  • robin

    March 4, 2018 at 9:00 pm

    p l e a s e . fix the korean names, im begging you ๐Ÿ˜ฉ

  • Anonymous

    March 4, 2018 at 9:00 pm

    Add the military and political career please

  • Rander Mcnugget

    March 4, 2018 at 9:00 pm

    Good job on the new career! It’s awesome that going to prison is more realistic now,but I have some suggestions:
    1-Can you make escaping prison more likely? From what I’ve played the chance to escape is as low as winning the lottery.
    2-There’s a bug now that happens after you buy a new car and then pass your driving test.When this happens it says you didn’t pass your driving test.
    3-Can you make it that when you are born it shows what level of wealth you are born in below your parent’s names?It would add to the randomness of the game.
    4-There’s this suggestion someone said before which is that when you become a famous artist a museum could ask to buy your painting for tons of money and then you could get famous because of it.
    5-In the following updates it would be awesome if you added more careers,especially an Author career.

    Sorry for the long post! Anyway,I can’t wait for the next updates.Stay cool,Instcoffee!

  • Nex

    March 4, 2018 at 9:00 pm

    I would very apreciate if you could add couple of these functions:
    -option to continue living as your children and with that you could write your own will (not actually write, but pick which one of your living relatives gets your money, cars, houses, etc.)
    -add a criminal carrer or incorporate it into prisoner carrer (option to rob a bank or deal drugs)
    -option to start your own business with the most probable outcome of failing or not doing so well, but rarely you could have a great success and become a billionaire becaouse of it, the probability of succes would depend on in wich area of business you start your business (real estate, computing , etc. )
    -option to join the army and fight wars for your country
    And I would like to thank you for this amazing game and an opportunity to shape it

  • Anonymous

    March 4, 2018 at 9:00 pm

    Im pretty sure if you try to escape jail you would get for than a warning on your first time

  • Cheese

    March 4, 2018 at 9:00 pm

    Would be really cool if there could be custody battles and child support. If your partner is pregnant and then you break up, the child is just gone. Would be nice for more options there

  • Anonymous

    March 4, 2018 at 9:00 pm

    My kids should automatically move out by age 20-25. They can’t live with their parents at age 36. Thats embarrasing.However, i cant kick them out because ill feel bad. U feel me?

  • Un peruano

    March 4, 2018 at 9:00 pm

    Add Perรบ!!!

  • Max

    March 4, 2018 at 9:00 pm

    Zombie apocalypse disaster when?

  • Crystal

    March 4, 2018 at 9:00 pm

    All these updates and tweaks are cool but I just want a save button please.

  • A person

    March 4, 2018 at 9:00 pm

    Hi, the game is really cool, but, how can i have a gender transition?

  • Musa

    March 4, 2018 at 9:00 pm

    Create A Bussiness

  • Anonymous

    March 4, 2018 at 9:00 pm

    Sports career?

  • WeabooJones

    March 4, 2018 at 9:00 pm

    This game is actually pretty fun to play. It is realistic and somehow addictive.
    I really look forward for newer updates, keep up the good work !!!

  • Trist

    March 4, 2018 at 9:00 pm

    Change the transition thing please if you can easily choose your sexuality at will then the option to change sex should also be the open option as well

  • Imagine Dragons Lover

    March 4, 2018 at 9:00 pm

    Please make it to where I can gender transition! Really cool updates! Also it’d be great if I could play on as my kids! Cosmetologist would be a great job as well as a Midwife! Maybe I could choose hair, skin, and eye color and genetics possibly.

  • Anonymous

    March 4, 2018 at 9:00 pm

    Please add a rotating screen configuration PLEASE I AM BEGGING YOU PLEASE

  • m

    March 4, 2018 at 9:00 pm

    how does the transition work?

  • Anonymous

    March 4, 2018 at 9:00 pm

    Add an acting career. And normal jobs. Like bartending. Being a waiter, recpestionist ect

  • Radhika Virmani

    March 4, 2018 at 9:00 pm

    Please fix the music career
    And please add more jobs and career
    Please fix the music career it takes fifty years to be a successful musician

  • Anonymous

    March 4, 2018 at 9:00 pm

    What’s the transtion thing

  • NetRivet

    March 4, 2018 at 9:00 pm

    He decide to get into NASA product to achieve technique info about UFO.

  • Anonymous

    March 4, 2018 at 9:00 pm

    Will this game ever be available on ios because I love this game and now I can’t play it because I have a new phone.

  • Mike

    March 4, 2018 at 9:00 pm

    All in favor of optional transitions?

  • Alex Hughes

    March 4, 2018 at 9:00 pm

    Could you Mabey add a law enforcement career and the military career and also be able to switch between your kids after you die

  • Anonymous

    March 4, 2018 at 9:00 pm

    Could you make it so you can adjust the happyiness, appearanc, fitness, etc and new jobs like hookers

  • Please writer career

    March 4, 2018 at 9:00 pm

    You have to let us know what albums/singles/EPS we made. So we could just look at the names and be like wow. This is my first work. (also putting it on the obituary seems could be fitting too.)
    Ex: Known for, the artist of “Hit Song” or whatever

  • NEKEN

    March 4, 2018 at 9:00 pm

    Why can’t I save progress! Super annoying to get a new life and lose all progress midgame when I have to leave the game for a couple hours to live my real life. Is it that hard to allow us to continue playing the same life?

  • Bomboclat

    March 4, 2018 at 9:00 pm

    What do you think of a drug dealers career ..

  • Anonymous

    March 4, 2018 at 9:00 pm

    There is a bug that if we choose homosexuality at first, get in a relationship and then change it to bisexual or heterosexual, the option for a baby becomes active and you can become pregnant….

  • Jack

    March 4, 2018 at 9:00 pm

    Hello I love your game.. please add traffic violation and DUI. Add criminal career and job career.

  • R.T.

    March 4, 2018 at 9:00 pm

    Maybe there should be the chance of getting arrested for statutory rape if you get someone under 18 pregnant (and you’re the older one). Or having your partner get arrested if you’re under 18. (Or even adding different ages depending on the age of consent in the country you live in). I know that may be difficult, sorry.

  • chelsea

    March 4, 2018 at 9:00 pm

    I think a loan option would be cool, maybe also more interactions with children/family as well

  • Anonymous

    March 4, 2018 at 9:00 pm

    Iโ€™d Love an iOS Version.

  • Bob

    March 4, 2018 at 9:00 pm

    Will you ever add instlife the Apple App Store? I lost my phone and now I can’t play anymore! Also, some requests,

    Family situations, how wealthy your parents are,wills, kids having kids and getting married, etc,etc,
    The ability to be able to transition more often, it absolutely never happens!

    Finally, maybe eating disorders? And/or the ability to gain or loose weight? Maybe be able to become the fattest person on earth or die from weight issues?

  • Anonymous

    March 4, 2018 at 9:00 pm

    Drug dealing would be pretty cool also miscarriages and rape even though there pretty sad

  • A

    March 4, 2018 at 9:00 pm

    It’s a best game

    But I ask you to add the POLITICS CAREER SO AS WE CAN BECOMES GOVERNOR, SENATE AND PRESIDENT OF OUR COUNTY

    The political career will be very interesting realism feature

    We thanks for the social media and Music career

  • Anonymous

    March 4, 2018 at 9:00 pm

    Please add acting career and sports career also live through your kids live when you die plusa add award show for music and be aable to take pictures on soical media that would be really cool

  • John Lime

    March 4, 2018 at 9:00 pm

    I really wish wars and natural disasters have more effect in your life than simply being some meaningless notifications in your timeline. It would be interesting if the game forces yoi to become a refugee, move to another country, and ultimately start a new life there.

  • Pewds

    March 4, 2018 at 9:00 pm

    Add- Career as a pro gamer, youtuber, be able to stream and get followers. Ability to select gender dysphoria on custom life. More expensive cars and the ability to buy food and grocerys and stuff.

  • Pewds

    March 4, 2018 at 9:00 pm

    Wars should have more affect on your life so you can choose to fight for the militant group or become a refugee and start a new life in the new country but make the refugee option really dangerous with a posibility you might die as a result of choosing this option.

  • Will

    March 4, 2018 at 9:00 pm

    Outbreaks of dieases

    Zombie Apocolyse- Apocolyse addition/ new game mode.

    Nuclear War- move to underground bunker which you have to buy. Random event

    Future world- Year 2100 etc…

    Build inventions based on your intelectual abilities.

    Intergrate stock market/ cyptocurrencys which you can invest in from the age of 18 (legal age)

    Politicial career so you can run for president- And you can choose taxes, laws, defense, immigration, BUILD A WALL!!

    option to cheat on tests during school and uni.

    Buy businesses and employee people to do work for you. business can crash and ruin

    Ability to run illegal businesses and drug deal.

  • Bbb

    March 4, 2018 at 9:00 pm

    Add basketball carrer

  • jojo

    March 4, 2018 at 9:00 pm

    Great!!!

  • Republican

    March 4, 2018 at 9:00 pm

    If you could add more detail into the custom life like maybe the town they will grow up in add siblings family deaths the ability to buy land and animals for career to join the military and study politics

  • beheer

    March 4, 2018 at 9:00 pm

    You”re covering the bottom of the barrel when it comes to the UFO field. You need to educate yourself about the real UFO mystery, rather than the long-disproven claims and promises from disclosure lobbyists.

  • Anonymous

    March 4, 2018 at 9:00 pm

    Add the option of renting out property

  • Anonymous

    March 4, 2018 at 9:00 pm

    Love the game, but first I just want to comment on the ideas of having siblings and/ or playing as your child… They’re pretty dumb.

    But anywho, I would love some sort of option where children can “sneak out” and go to parties, maybe have similar options to clubbing. Maybe one where a boy/girl walks up to you and you have options like kissing them, dating them, etc.

  • Anonymous

    March 4, 2018 at 9:00 pm

    It would be cool if your parents could kick you out or force you to get a job.

  • Plz

    March 4, 2018 at 9:00 pm

    Make lot more jobs and careers.

  • Advay Tawde

    March 4, 2018 at 9:00 pm

    Kids aee getting highly paid jobs such as VP and director
    Kindly fix this!

  • MissGreen

    March 4, 2018 at 9:00 pm

    I would love to know how to transition, I know you have to have gender dysphoria but I don’t know how to get it. Please help with this. Also 5 stars (I’ve rated on Google play)

  • Anonymous

    March 4, 2018 at 9:00 pm

    I really like the game
    but please make it more interesting and make it so we can develop gender dysphoria and have a choice to do so

  • Shona

    March 4, 2018 at 9:00 pm

    Just noting that after my recent life was kicked put of school and sent to baby prison at 12 for manslaughter, by the time he got out at 17, his sexuality button is not clickable and no sexuality has or is able to be chosen.

  • Max

    March 4, 2018 at 9:00 pm

    There should be acting for a career or novelist or writer

  • Anonymous

    March 4, 2018 at 9:00 pm

    please make it on iphone/desktop!! i love this game so much but i got an apple phone and i hate how i have to switch phones ๐Ÿ™

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