InstLife 1.1.14

Here’s our Christmas update, we promise bigger content is coming soon!


Changelog

Abduction: Added text to obituary around abduction
Abduction: Made abduction slightly rarer
Companies: Reworded text when selling a company in debt
Countries: Added 'Lapland' (temporarily)
Crimes: Made bribe amount for defecting a lot higher
Events: Added 5 seasonal Christmas events
Events: Added seasonal New Year's Eve party event
Events: Added skiing trip to work outings and dates
Icon: Added Christmas icon
Inheritance: Real estate and paintings can now be passed on in Generation Mode
Music: Added seasonal Christmas music genre


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  • Trey

    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am

    My game is like broke it says all the company’s have no owner

  • Ybd

    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am

    Why do yall update so late. Its literally 00:03 rn lol

  • Anonymous

    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am

    Why make abduction more rare, it already almost never acures in my game as it is. Which is annoying, when I want to see it happen at least once. In fact, abduction needs to be less rare, not more.

  • Jo

    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am

    I’m still. Having issues with grandkids. They are rare, even if I have multiple kids. Also more details about your kids would be nice.

  • instlifeLuver

    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am

    Has anyone else seen this new game called bit life on iOS that is literally a rip of this game. Can they do that? I know you guys are still working on your iOS release, and I’d hate for it to be ruined by some copycats.

  • pkmnmastercass

    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am

    when you get adducted, you still get notifications about parents, which doesn’t make sense to me

  • Aa

    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am

    a lot of updates needed we desperately need the most crucial ones not so silly update 😈😈😈

  • :))))))

    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am

    The new logo is so cute!

  • Anonymous

    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am

    Lapland isn’t a country. ><

  • Christinewhogaminf

    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am

    Also, I will my came too his broken about owner and sttuff most of my company don’t have owner
    😉
    Also, I love the Christmas icon 🙂

  • Anonymous

    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am

    Do more

  • Star

    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am

    Slight problem. When I enter the game, i cant press any of the buttons at the top. Its just all black. Anyone else having this problem?

  • Anonymous

    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am

    With abductions, it would be cool to have a feature or event where your parents can find you or the other way around.

  • Ross

    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am

    I hope you’ll add holidays other than christmas. Maybe the ability to choose or be born into a religion.

  • Marion Norwegian

    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am

    Laplan is only the sweeds (Sweden) who say. The sami people and rest of Scandinavia say Sapmi or north of Norway and north of Sweden, And It is not a recognised country as it is inside Norway, Sweden, Finland and a small tiny part of Russia. But i am okay about it as long as you goggle and fun out more about them. (It is also a name with stigma Lapland because it was and is a degrading and insulting word and name. That the sami is not fond of) they call it Sapmi

  • Marion Norwegian

    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am

    Laplan is only the sweeds (Sweden) who say. The sami people and rest of Scandinavia say Sapmi or north of Norway and north of Sweden, And It is not a recognised country as it is inside Norway, Sweden, Finland and a small tiny part of Russia. But i am okay about it as long as you goggle and find out more about them. (It is also a name with stigma becouse Lapland was and is a degrading and insulting word and name. That the sami is not fond of) they call it Sapmi

  • Anonymous

    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am

    We should be able to chose a religion….that would be really nice

  • Anonymous

    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am

    And celeb options should be more. Like if you want to be an actor or actress or even the president

  • Anonymous

    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am

    You should be able to take dancing classes or get a category for hobbies like chess etc…

  • Alice

    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am

    I love this game so much! Been playing it since the super beginning. The grandkids never happens! I’ve tried everything

  • Sam

    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am

    I haven’t been able to find a way to transition even though there’s a button. How do you transition?

  • Luciepat

    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am

    In generations mode if I reincarnate after they get their degree it doesn’t seem to exist and in such they can’t get a job. Will this be fixed?
    Thanks a ton, I love your game,
    Luciepat

  • Anonymous

    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am

    Grandkids are so rare! I’ve had like 10 children with zero grandkids…WTH? Most people have at least 1 child when they’re between the ages of 18 and 35. Can you please fix this? Otherwise the game is great.

  • Anonymous

    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am

    Abduction is to rare now, it never happens in my game now. I can’t get it to happen at least once. It’s aggravating, this needs to be more common, not made so rare that it never happens at all no matter how many life’s you play as. Please fix this, it’s a shame to have a good feature that never happens.

  • Frd469

    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am

    Add some military career.. start from the military academy,first assignment,and grades… :3

  • Anonymous

    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am

    Add royalty
    ;-;

  • Anonymous

    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am

    Please make it to where you can start your own company

  • Anonymous

    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am

    Why is grandkids so rare? The most children I have had before I died was about 40 and maybe less than half we’re adopted but like why no grandchildren?
    That is all.

  • Anonymous

    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am

    All you people having so grandkids, try having just one child. It doesn’t always happen but I’ll normally get about 4 grandkids having one or two kids at the very most. The more kids you have, grandkid numbers go down. Which makes sense since kids with big families usually want smaller families. But I would like to see a earlier birth year. Maybe prior to 1900. I’m not looking for a historically accurate game, so minor derails like house prices are fine. Just want to see earlier years. And online dating should be started in 1995. With Windows95 we were al connected via chatrooms, giving birth to online dating. Ok I’m done

  • Lionel Johnson

    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am

    I love this game. Lol.

  • j

    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am

    you should be able to join a sport. kill someone. join a gang. be president. grandkids rarely happen. never been abducted before lol sell drugs.

  • jausabledjam

    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am

    you should be able to join a sport. kill someone. join a gang. be president. grandkids rarely happen. never been abducted before lol sell drugs.

  • Anonymous

    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am

    Business,start your own company
    Ged High school diploma for adults
    Military
    Mafia
    Religion
    Force job-Quit job for child

  • Kiah D.

    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am

    When I became 12 I was able to get married and have a kid and KEEP it. There are age restrictions to certain ages keeping children, but that might be different in different countries. Also, I play and replay this game a lot, and it would be nicer if we could have a birthday party made by our parents then when we are 18 we would have to buy the party materials, or it could be rare to start getting this at 16. These would be awesome things you could have and I love this game so much, most of the time im on here I’m on this game.

  • bOobalanes

    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am

    Two weeks for this 🙄🙄🙄

  • bOobalanes

    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am

    Two weeks for this 🙄🙄🙄 cmon inst life devs do betta

  • L F

    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am

    1: Make it possible to start your own company.
    2: New career: Military
    3: It takes wayyyy too long to make a decent career as a musician.
    4: Expand the criminal career (more things to rob, bigger heists, add black market drug/gun sales.
    5: Add private jets to purchaseable as vehicles.
    6: Make it possible to have a career as a professional athlete.
    7: Police career.
    8: Stock trader career.

  • Anonymous

    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am

    I feel like there should be alot more uses for your money. like not only trips, cars, and houses.

  • Maddie Arlene

    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am

    I might be confused, but the person I was playing as got abducted and sold at like age 10. But then at age 13 the parents were able to throw me a birthday party??
    Kinda wish the abduction part was more detailed and had other options, like trying to escape when you’ve already been abducted and stuff like that as well. But overall still very good!

  • Addi

    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am

    Great update guys!!!! I havent had the Christmas event yet but Im rrally enjoying. You were able to add some of the things I actually hope for (dating the partner, pass inheritance, have grandkids (2x), lot more)

    It is amazing as it is but if these are
    possible…
    * triplets
    *include inlaws/parents/siblings during vacation
    *house with pools/ balconies
    *career in law firm/ film set/ own business

  • Ricky

    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am

    I love “thieves broke in to steal Christmas presents”. That’s really cute.

    I know this is a big thing and will take time to fix but, in generation mode, you still can’t see degrees. You can see high school qualifications but not degrees. Also, if you Continue as a Child who is 16–21 and smart enough to be going through college and university, their education doesn’t continue once you’re playing as them.

    It also kinda sucks that you can’t go back to uni and retrain in generation mode.

  • Anonymous

    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am

    The games won’t save anymore

  • DonnyPaz

    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am

    Can you add skin colours please? More crimes, able to have siblings and be aunties/ uncles. The ability to have grandparents. To be able to join the army and police force. To be able to do more events with all the family. A Actor/actress Career. The ability to start a company of your own from scratch and name it, Then carry it on throughout generations. You probably won’t see this but I hope you can add one or two of my preferred choices. Many thanks.

  • Anonymous

    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am

    You can add a update so you can have a chance to have a child with the x gene or you if you have watched x men that is what I’m talking about or you could add random suicide from depression and fix Ebola add more careers more than music and CEO and artist you could add hitman or prostitute this could link to criminal record and terrorist attacks on holidays hope you take up some ideas this game is great and addictive 😁😀 oh and can you add that if you die you can play as the child of the person

  • Shane

    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am

    I really think making uses of the appearance index and fitness index would be a great idea…like an acting/modeling career? or athletes?

  • Bitlife or instlife?

    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am

    @instlifeLuver first off, despite plating instalife for awhile, I have to say that bitlife is better. Its nothing like this game except the fact that you control a life. So, its not exactly a copycat. 2, when you google the realease dates, they were only realeased about 8 months apart, again stating that the game isnt copied and is jist a fun life game for ios like this is for android. Dont say its a copycat game when you have no proof. :/

  • Matt

    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am

    Poster above me… Who are you kidding, “no proof” there is proof. Bitlife is a bandage rip-off of this game. They even used the same damn logo/icon for Christs sake just a different color.

  • Tropico instlife

    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am

    You should be able to become a dictator, if you want after becoming the president in certain countrys that are’nt so developed and even make political decisions that can have a positive or negative effect based on said decision mabye even a military career pathway

  • Heavyachingfeet

    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am

    I’m unable to share income with my partner it seems. It’ll still say their income but I still get loads of debt regardless!

  • Anonymous

    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am

    Add an athlete career

  • Anonymous

    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am

    Add murder as an option, i have been asking for months

  • Anonymous

    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am

    I’ve been playing this game for a number of months, and I really like it. As with everyone else, I see some fixes that could be made, so I’ll drop my suggestions here as well.

    I’d like to see a single invisible Fame rating be affected by the Artist, Music, CEO, InstCoffee Mascot, and any other “public figure” career to varying degrees.

    It takes about 12-13 years for musicians to “make it” in the industry, yet I start at 10 and don’t usually make decent bucks until I’m well into my 40s. Also, concert and single royalties are much higher than CD sales royalties after the proliferation of social media, whereas all three are viable sources of income before social media (ex: in the last 10 years, only ten albums have hit a million units in sales, two of which are Taylor Swift albums). Moreover, the chance of a big hit should increase slightly if you release singles in the social media era over an album. I also think you should be able to book more studio time for singles (you can record about 30 high-quality singles in a given year) than albums, of which two or three a year are fine.

    Also, I think Sports, Politics, and Military would be interesting careers to add.

  • Anonymous

    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am

    Please add pets and siblings, other than that, I really have no complaints.

    (P.S. to the people complaining about BitLife, my sister and I play it together. It is like InstLife, I won’t deny that, but it’s not a copycat game. It’s around the same basis, and has some of the same features, yes. However, it has more features than InstLife and I think, personally, it’s better because of what those features are. InstLife is good, BitLife is also good. It doesn’t need to be brought to anyone’s attention. Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk.)

  • Anonymous

    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am

    Please add pets, grandparents, and siblings. Literally everyone wants it. Sometimes I wonder whether you guys actually read these, or if the website is just a tactic to make people think their thoughts count, there for making them keep the game.

  • Cassandra Lauren

    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am

    My thought when it comes to abduction:
    The first and last name should change from what we were named by our biological parents. And I’m sure it’s been said before, but I would love to have different outcomes after being abducted, such as being put in a sweat shop and having the chance to escape, or being sold into a family, being given a whole new identity would help to continue immersion while playing.
    Thanks for reading

  • Randygj98

    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am

    For some reason, when both parents die in generation mode, that child still show record of living parents. Also, as you go down in the generations, parents information gets lost. It would also be neat to have a Family tree where you could track your ancestry backwards.

  • Puls3

    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am

    You guys need to make higher tiers of bribes, if I’m willing to pay 500k to make a cop look the other way I should be able to, getting arrested really ruins a perfect life……

  • Anonymous

    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am

    Why can’t we plead guilty or not guilty

  • Tanya

    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am

    I get no grandchildren even if I have like 20 kids😂
    I want more grandchildren! Lol
    Keep up the good work guys, this game is the best.

  • Anonymous

    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am

    Can y’all put in Kings and queens and when we die our kids and grandchildren inherits the kingdom

  • Anonymous

    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am

    Plz add monarchy

  • Nadja

    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am

    Bug: when in prison, your girlfriend/wife can get pregnant. And if you decide to keep the baby, when choosing the baby’s name the game freezes.

  • Anon

    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am

    Can you add monarchy? Like Kings and Queens? That would be really cool if you could add it! Thanks!

  • Fijik

    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am

    For the custom life you guys should add an option to change your intelligence or appeareance and other traits that can be improved by lessons before you start the game also it would be cool if i could become a murderer with intent and not just be an accidental murderer when i assault homeless people when i take a walk down the street.

  • Anonymous

    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am

    i think itd be cool if when you were born as an unwanted pregnancy you have a chance of being abandoned by your parents? another challenge at least to keep the game interesting.

  • Anonymous

    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am

    omG i just got born in lapland as ‘mr clause’ , so cuuute

  • Anonymous

    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am

    Lapland= North Pole. For those of you bitching

  • Lucas

    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am

    We need more things to do with money, like upgrades or something, i love the game and will follow it till I die, but it gets kind of boring without an objective

  • Anonymous

    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am

    Also go back to school

  • Avalon Mary

    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am

    Please make Grandkids happen more often. Even if I have 10 kids I’m lucky to get to one grandkid.

  • Heavyachingfeet

    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am

    I’d also definitely appreciate more jobs 🙂 I really like choosing jobs like baker or butcher because they’re a lot easier to identify and it gives me some career satisfaction in that way, haha. Thanks again guys, and please have a great New Year 😀

  • Dora

    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am

    I have still never had grandchildren. I make them have 30+ kids each time I play and they never give me any. Also I saw abduction had been made harder, I didn’t even know you could be abducted, it has never happened to me.

  • Anonymous

    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am

    It would be cool if you guys had sports like basketball and football

  • Anonymous

    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am

    And the updates man?

  • Anonymous

    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am

    For real it’s already been 2 weeks

  • Anon

    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am

    Where’s the update my dudes? This better be a good one.

  • Anonymous

    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am

    Give us something big not something like bug fixes

  • Seriously

    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am

    When is the next godamn update???????!!!!!

  • Anonymous

    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am

    Add it were we could be called the King Or Queen of a music genure after selling so manny records world wide

  • John T.

    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am

    We really need some major updates. For months now the updates been small with the, “sorry, don’t worry we’re working on big things.”
    Well where are these, “big things”? It’s starting to get old. And the app is stale. Been around since September 2017 and it’s improved since then but still not as much as you keep promising.

  • Random User

    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am

    Optional additions:
    1. More detail about out birth (the city we were born in, how and where we were concieved, if we don’t know one or either parent, if we have a twin, triplets, or older sibling.
    2. A way to strengthen our relationship with our parents and siblings and children.
    3. If we get a divorce and have children there should be a way to see who keeps the children.
    4. More plastic surgery options (Penis enlargements, butt lifts, Botox, lipo, etc.)
    5. More job options (President, actor/actress, porn star, porn set janitor, prostitute, chef, etc)
    6. A hobby section
    7. Be able to have hookups and threesomes. (But partner can deny threesome and get angry)
    8. More illnesses
    9. More detail on cars and houses (What type of car ex. Mercedes, if car is new or used -if used needs fixing every few years- company car or house is bought from)
    Just suggestions! Love the game! 😍😃😀😻😺👍❤💞💖💗💟

  • Amelia

    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am

    1.more details on each year (I fractured my hip, punctured my lip e.g)
    2.if you’re in jail have detail on how you get out
    3.favourite subjects e.t.c
    4.after school activities
    5.clubs/hobbies
    6.more options on what you can do
    7.more realistic situations
    8.more crime options,love options (thressomes, arguments etc) doctor
    9.more illnesses e.g cancer,yellow fever, Scarlett fever
    10. more cosmetic surgery e.g eyelid surgery, face lift etc
    11.more natural disasters e.g house fires, wild fires, sinkholes etc

  • Anonymous

    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am

    Guys there finally gonna update it tomorrow 5th

  • Kellysayshi77

    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am

    I have experienced grandchildren before, so its not imposible. It just seems to come when you least expect it to.

  • Anonymous

    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am

    When, oh when is the next freaking update. BRUH. I am dying here.

  • Anon

    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am

    If it was supposed to be updated on the 5th.. Where’s the update?

  • Hefuba

    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am

    Please please please make the ability to make your own company! Also please add in more crimes (like maffia and maffia Boss), and more careers!

  • Girlfriend

    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am

    InstLife 1.1.14
    Here’s our Christmas update, we promise bigger content is coming soon!

    Changelog
    Abduction: Added text to obituary around abduction
    Abduction: Made abduction slightly rarer
    Companies: Reworded text when selling a company in debt
    Countries: Added ‘Lapland’ (temporarily)
    Crimes: Made bribe amount for defecting a lot higher
    Events: Added 5 seasonal Christmas events
    Events: Added seasonal New Year’s Eve party event
    Events: Added skiing trip to work outings and dates
    Icon: Added Christmas icon
    Inheritance: Real estate and paintings can now be passed on in Generation Mode
    Music: Added seasonal Christmas music genre

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    Comments

    Trey
    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am
    My game is like broke it says all the company’s have no owner

    Ybd
    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am
    Why do yall update so late. Its literally 00:03 rn lol

    Anonymous
    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am
    Why make abduction more rare, it already almost never acures in my game as it is. Which is annoying, when I want to see it happen at least once. In fact, abduction needs to be less rare, not more.

    Jo
    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am
    I’m still. Having issues with grandkids. They are rare, even if I have multiple kids. Also more details about your kids would be nice.

    instlifeLuver
    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am
    Has anyone else seen this new game called bit life on iOS that is literally a rip of this game. Can they do that? I know you guys are still working on your iOS release, and I’d hate for it to be ruined by some copycats.

    pkmnmastercass
    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am
    when you get adducted, you still get notifications about parents, which doesn’t make sense to me

    Aa
    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am
    a lot of updates needed we desperately need the most crucial ones not so silly update í ½í¸ˆí ½í¸ˆí ½í¸ˆ

    :))))))
    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am
    The new logo is so cute!

    Anonymous
    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am
    Lapland isn’t a country. ><

    Christinewhogaminf
    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am
    Also, I will my came too his broken about owner and sttuff most of my company don’t have owner
    😉
    Also, I love the Christmas icon 🙂

    Anonymous
    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am
    Do more

    Star
    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am
    Slight problem. When I enter the game, i cant press any of the buttons at the top. Its just all black. Anyone else having this problem?

    Anonymous
    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am
    With abductions, it would be cool to have a feature or event where your parents can find you or the other way around.

    Ross
    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am
    I hope you’ll add holidays other than christmas. Maybe the ability to choose or be born into a religion.

    Marion Norwegian
    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am
    Laplan is only the sweeds (Sweden) who say. The sami people and rest of Scandinavia say Sapmi or north of Norway and north of Sweden, And It is not a recognised country as it is inside Norway, Sweden, Finland and a small tiny part of Russia. But i am okay about it as long as you goggle and fun out more about them. (It is also a name with stigma Lapland because it was and is a degrading and insulting word and name. That the sami is not fond of) they call it Sapmi

    Marion Norwegian
    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am
    Laplan is only the sweeds (Sweden) who say. The sami people and rest of Scandinavia say Sapmi or north of Norway and north of Sweden, And It is not a recognised country as it is inside Norway, Sweden, Finland and a small tiny part of Russia. But i am okay about it as long as you goggle and find out more about them. (It is also a name with stigma becouse Lapland was and is a degrading and insulting word and name. That the sami is not fond of) they call it Sapmi

    Anonymous
    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am
    We should be able to chose a religion….that would be really nice

    Anonymous
    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am
    And celeb options should be more. Like if you want to be an actor or actress or even the president

    Anonymous
    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am
    You should be able to take dancing classes or get a category for hobbies like chess etc…

    Alice
    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am
    I love this game so much! Been playing it since the super beginning. The grandkids never happens! I’ve tried everything

    Sam
    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am
    I haven’t been able to find a way to transition even though there’s a button. How do you transition?

    Luciepat
    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am
    In generations mode if I reincarnate after they get their degree it doesn’t seem to exist and in such they can’t get a job. Will this be fixed?
    Thanks a ton, I love your game,
    Luciepat

    Anonymous
    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am
    Grandkids are so rare! I’ve had like 10 children with zero grandkids…WTH? Most people have at least 1 child when they’re between the ages of 18 and 35. Can you please fix this? Otherwise the game is great.

    Anonymous
    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am
    Abduction is to rare now, it never happens in my game now. I can’t get it to happen at least once. It’s aggravating, this needs to be more common, not made so rare that it never happens at all no matter how many life’s you play as. Please fix this, it’s a shame to have a good feature that never happens.

    Frd469
    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am
    Add some military career.. start from the military academy,first assignment,and grades… :3

    Anonymous
    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am
    Add royalty
    ;-;

    Anonymous
    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am
    Please make it to where you can start your own company

    Anonymous
    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am
    Why is grandkids so rare? The most children I have had before I died was about 40 and maybe less than half we’re adopted but like why no grandchildren?
    That is all.

    Anonymous
    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am
    All you people having so grandkids, try having just one child. It doesn’t always happen but I’ll normally get about 4 grandkids having one or two kids at the very most. The more kids you have, grandkid numbers go down. Which makes sense since kids with big families usually want smaller families. But I would like to see a earlier birth year. Maybe prior to 1900. I’m not looking for a historically accurate game, so minor derails like house prices are fine. Just want to see earlier years. And online dating should be started in 1995. With Windows95 we were al connected via chatrooms, giving birth to online dating. Ok I’m done

    Lionel Johnson
    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am
    I love this game. Lol.

    j
    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am
    you should be able to join a sport. kill someone. join a gang. be president. grandkids rarely happen. never been abducted before lol sell drugs.

    jausabledjam
    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am
    you should be able to join a sport. kill someone. join a gang. be president. grandkids rarely happen. never been abducted before lol sell drugs.

    Anonymous
    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am
    Business,start your own company
    Ged High school diploma for adults
    Military
    Mafia
    Religion
    Force job-Quit job for child

    Kiah D.
    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am
    When I became 12 I was able to get married and have a kid and KEEP it. There are age restrictions to certain ages keeping children, but that might be different in different countries. Also, I play and replay this game a lot, and it would be nicer if we could have a birthday party made by our parents then when we are 18 we would have to buy the party materials, or it could be rare to start getting this at 16. These would be awesome things you could have and I love this game so much, most of the time im on here I’m on this game.

    bOobalanes
    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am
    Two weeks for this 🙄🙄🙄

    bOobalanes
    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am
    Two weeks for this 🙄🙄🙄 cmon inst life devs do betta

    L F
    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am
    1: Make it possible to start your own company.
    2: New career: Military
    3: It takes wayyyy too long to make a decent career as a musician.
    4: Expand the criminal career (more things to rob, bigger heists, add black market drug/gun sales.
    5: Add private jets to purchaseable as vehicles.
    6: Make it possible to have a career as a professional athlete.
    7: Police career.
    8: Stock trader career.

    Anonymous
    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am
    I feel like there should be alot more uses for your money. like not only trips, cars, and houses.

    Maddie Arlene
    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am
    I might be confused, but the person I was playing as got abducted and sold at like age 10. But then at age 13 the parents were able to throw me a birthday party??
    Kinda wish the abduction part was more detailed and had other options, like trying to escape when you’ve already been abducted and stuff like that as well. But overall still very good!

    Addi
    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am
    Great update guys!!!! I havent had the Christmas event yet but Im rrally enjoying. You were able to add some of the things I actually hope for (dating the partner, pass inheritance, have grandkids (2x), lot more)

    It is amazing as it is but if these are
    possible…
    * triplets
    *include inlaws/parents/siblings during vacation
    *house with pools/ balconies
    *career in law firm/ film set/ own business

    Ricky
    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am
    I love “thieves broke in to steal Christmas presents”. That’s really cute.

    I know this is a big thing and will take time to fix but, in generation mode, you still can’t see degrees. You can see high school qualifications but not degrees. Also, if you Continue as a Child who is 16–21 and smart enough to be going through college and university, their education doesn’t continue once you’re playing as them.

    It also kinda sucks that you can’t go back to uni and retrain in generation mode.

    Anonymous
    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am
    The games won’t save anymore

    DonnyPaz
    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am
    Can you add skin colours please? More crimes, able to have siblings and be aunties/ uncles. The ability to have grandparents. To be able to join the army and police force. To be able to do more events with all the family. A Actor/actress Career. The ability to start a company of your own from scratch and name it, Then carry it on throughout generations. You probably won’t see this but I hope you can add one or two of my preferred choices. Many thanks.

    Anonymous
    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am
    You can add a update so you can have a chance to have a child with the x gene or you if you have watched x men that is what I’m talking about or you could add random suicide from depression and fix Ebola add more careers more than music and CEO and artist you could add hitman or prostitute this could link to criminal record and terrorist attacks on holidays hope you take up some ideas this game is great and addictive 😁😀 oh and can you add that if you die you can play as the child of the person

    Shane
    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am
    I really think making uses of the appearance index and fitness index would be a great idea…like an acting/modeling career? or athletes?

    Bitlife or instlife?
    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am
    @instlifeLuver first off, despite plating instalife for awhile, I have to say that bitlife is better. Its nothing like this game except the fact that you control a life. So, its not exactly a copycat. 2, when you google the realease dates, they were only realeased about 8 months apart, again stating that the game isnt copied and is jist a fun life game for ios like this is for android. Dont say its a copycat game when you have no proof. :/

    Matt
    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am
    Poster above me… Who are you kidding, “no proof” there is proof. Bitlife is a bandage rip-off of this game. They even used the same damn logo/icon for Christs sake just a different color.

    Tropico instlife
    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am
    You should be able to become a dictator, if you want after becoming the president in certain countrys that are’nt so developed and even make political decisions that can have a positive or negative effect based on said decision mabye even a military career pathway

    Heavyachingfeet
    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am
    I’m unable to share income with my partner it seems. It’ll still say their income but I still get loads of debt regardless!

    Anonymous
    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am
    Add an athlete career

    Anonymous
    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am
    Add murder as an option, i have been asking for months

    Anonymous
    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am
    I’ve been playing this game for a number of months, and I really like it. As with everyone else, I see some fixes that could be made, so I’ll drop my suggestions here as well.

    I’d like to see a single invisible Fame rating be affected by the Artist, Music, CEO, InstCoffee Mascot, and any other “public figure” career to varying degrees.

    It takes about 12-13 years for musicians to “make it” in the industry, yet I start at 10 and don’t usually make decent bucks until I’m well into my 40s. Also, concert and single royalties are much higher than CD sales royalties after the proliferation of social media, whereas all three are viable sources of income before social media (ex: in the last 10 years, only ten albums have hit a million units in sales, two of which are Taylor Swift albums). Moreover, the chance of a big hit should increase slightly if you release singles in the social media era over an album. I also think you should be able to book more studio time for singles (you can record about 30 high-quality singles in a given year) than albums, of which two or three a year are fine.

    Also, I think Sports, Politics, and Military would be interesting careers to add.

    Anonymous
    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am
    Please add pets and siblings, other than that, I really have no complaints.

    (P.S. to the people complaining about BitLife, my sister and I play it together. It is like InstLife, I won’t deny that, but it’s not a copycat game. It’s around the same basis, and has some of the same features, yes. However, it has more features than InstLife and I think, personally, it’s better because of what those features are. InstLife is good, BitLife is also good. It doesn’t need to be brought to anyone’s attention. Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk.)

    Anonymous
    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am
    Please add pets, grandparents, and siblings. Literally everyone wants it. Sometimes I wonder whether you guys actually read these, or if the website is just a tactic to make people think their thoughts count, there for making them keep the game.

    Cassandra Lauren
    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am
    My thought when it comes to abduction:
    The first and last name should change from what we were named by our biological parents. And I’m sure it’s been said before, but I would love to have different outcomes after being abducted, such as being put in a sweat shop and having the chance to escape, or being sold into a family, being given a whole new identity would help to continue immersion while playing.
    Thanks for reading

    Randygj98
    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am
    For some reason, when both parents die in generation mode, that child still show record of living parents. Also, as you go down in the generations, parents information gets lost. It would also be neat to have a Family tree where you could track your ancestry backwards.

    Puls3
    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am
    You guys need to make higher tiers of bribes, if I’m willing to pay 500k to make a cop look the other way I should be able to, getting arrested really ruins a perfect life……

    Anonymous
    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am
    Why can’t we plead guilty or not guilty

    Tanya
    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am
    I get no grandchildren even if I have like 20 kids😂
    I want more grandchildren! Lol
    Keep up the good work guys, this game is the best.

    Anonymous
    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am
    Can y’all put in Kings and queens and when we die our kids and grandchildren inherits the kingdom

    Anonymous
    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am
    Plz add monarchy

    Nadja
    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am
    Bug: when in prison, your girlfriend/wife can get pregnant. And if you decide to keep the baby, when choosing the baby’s name the game freezes.

    Anon
    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am
    Can you add monarchy? Like Kings and Queens? That would be really cool if you could add it! Thanks!

    Fijik
    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am
    For the custom life you guys should add an option to change your intelligence or appeareance and other traits that can be improved by lessons before you start the game also it would be cool if i could become a murderer with intent and not just be an accidental murderer when i assault homeless people when i take a walk down the street.

    Anonymous
    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am
    i think itd be cool if when you were born as an unwanted pregnancy you have a chance of being abandoned by your parents? another challenge at least to keep the game interesting.

    Anonymous
    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am
    omG i just got born in lapland as ‘mr clause’ , so cuuute

    Anonymous
    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am
    Lapland= North Pole. For those of you bitching

    Lucas
    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am
    We need more things to do with money, like upgrades or something, i love the game and will follow it till I die, but it gets kind of boring without an objective

    Anonymous
    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am
    Also go back to school

    Avalon Mary
    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am
    Please make Grandkids happen more often. Even if I have 10 kids I’m lucky to get to one grandkid.

    Heavyachingfeet
    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am
    I’d also definitely appreciate more jobs 🙂 I really like choosing jobs like baker or butcher because they’re a lot easier to identify and it gives me some career satisfaction in that way, haha. Thanks again guys, and please have a great New Year 😀

    Dora
    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am
    I have still never had grandchildren. I make them have 30+ kids each time I play and they never give me any. Also I saw abduction had been made harder, I didn’t even know you could be abducted, it has never happened to me.

    Anonymous
    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am
    It would be cool if you guys had sports like basketball and football

    Anonymous
    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am
    And the updates man?

    Anonymous
    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am
    For real it’s already been 2 weeks

    Anon
    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am
    Where’s the update my dudes? This better be a good one.

    Anonymous
    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am
    Give us something big not something like bug fixes

    Seriously
    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am
    When is the next godamn update???????!!!!!

    Anonymous
    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am
    Add it were we could be called the King Or Queen of a music genure after selling so manny records world wide

    John T.
    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am
    We really need some major updates. For months now the updates been small with the, “sorry, don’t worry we’re working on big things.”
    Well where are these, “big things”? It’s starting to get old. And the app is stale. Been around since September 2017 and it’s improved since then but still not as much as you keep promising.

    Random User
    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am
    Optional additions:
    1. More detail about out birth (the city we were born in, how and where we were concieved, if we don’t know one or either parent, if we have a twin, triplets, or older sibling.
    2. A way to strengthen our relationship with our parents and siblings and children.
    3. If we get a divorce and have children there should be a way to see who keeps the children.
    4. More plastic surgery options (Penis enlargements, butt lifts, Botox, lipo, etc.)
    5. More job options (President, actor/actress, porn star, porn set janitor, prostitute, chef, etc)
    6. A hobby section
    7. Be able to have hookups and threesomes. (But partner can deny threesome and get angry)

    Please add porn and prostitution

  • Anonymous

    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am

    The update is out finally

  • Anonymous

    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am

    I’m with alot of other people here. I wish there was more detail for abduction,and that it was at least uncommon,it’s so frustrating to even get abducted. I also wish there was silbings,pets,more sexualities,more options to criminal route,like murder and kidnapping,wish grandkids were more common, and would be interesting if your kid came out of the closet,you were giving options to react to it

  • Anonymous

    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am

    InstLife 1.1.14
    Here’s our Christmas update, we promise bigger content is coming soon!

    Changelog
    Abduction: Added text to obituary around abduction
    Abduction: Made abduction slightly rarer
    Companies: Reworded text when selling a company in debt
    Countries: Added ‘Lapland’ (temporarily)
    Crimes: Made bribe amount for defecting a lot higher
    Events: Added 5 seasonal Christmas events
    Events: Added seasonal New Year’s Eve party event
    Events: Added skiing trip to work outings and dates
    Icon: Added Christmas icon
    Inheritance: Real estate and paintings can now be passed on in Generation Mode
    Music: Added seasonal Christmas music genre

    Patreon
    Support us, and get some cool rewards (more to come)!

    Suggestions
    You can vote on suggestions and features, click here!

    Social
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    Comments

    Trey
    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am
    My game is like broke it says all the company’s have no owner

    Ybd
    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am
    Why do yall update so late. Its literally 00:03 rn lol

    Anonymous
    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am
    Why make abduction more rare, it already almost never acures in my game as it is. Which is annoying, when I want to see it happen at least once. In fact, abduction needs to be less rare, not more.

    Jo
    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am
    I’m still. Having issues with grandkids. They are rare, even if I have multiple kids. Also more details about your kids would be nice.

    instlifeLuver
    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am
    Has anyone else seen this new game called bit life on iOS that is literally a rip of this game. Can they do that? I know you guys are still working on your iOS release, and I’d hate for it to be ruined by some copycats.

    pkmnmastercass
    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am
    when you get adducted, you still get notifications about parents, which doesn’t make sense to me

    Aa
    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am
    a lot of updates needed we desperately need the most crucial ones not so silly update í ½í¸ˆí ½í¸ˆí ½í¸ˆ

    :))))))
    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am
    The new logo is so cute!

    Anonymous
    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am
    Lapland isn’t a country. ><

    Christinewhogaminf
    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am
    Also, I will my came too his broken about owner and sttuff most of my company don’t have owner
    😉
    Also, I love the Christmas icon 🙂

    Anonymous
    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am
    Do more

    Star
    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am
    Slight problem. When I enter the game, i cant press any of the buttons at the top. Its just all black. Anyone else having this problem?

    Anonymous
    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am
    With abductions, it would be cool to have a feature or event where your parents can find you or the other way around.

    Ross
    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am
    I hope you’ll add holidays other than christmas. Maybe the ability to choose or be born into a religion.

    Marion Norwegian
    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am
    Laplan is only the sweeds (Sweden) who say. The sami people and rest of Scandinavia say Sapmi or north of Norway and north of Sweden, And It is not a recognised country as it is inside Norway, Sweden, Finland and a small tiny part of Russia. But i am okay about it as long as you goggle and fun out more about them. (It is also a name with stigma Lapland because it was and is a degrading and insulting word and name. That the sami is not fond of) they call it Sapmi

    Marion Norwegian
    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am
    Laplan is only the sweeds (Sweden) who say. The sami people and rest of Scandinavia say Sapmi or north of Norway and north of Sweden, And It is not a recognised country as it is inside Norway, Sweden, Finland and a small tiny part of Russia. But i am okay about it as long as you goggle and find out more about them. (It is also a name with stigma becouse Lapland was and is a degrading and insulting word and name. That the sami is not fond of) they call it Sapmi

    Anonymous
    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am
    We should be able to chose a religion….that would be really nice

    Anonymous
    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am
    And celeb options should be more. Like if you want to be an actor or actress or even the president

    Anonymous
    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am
    You should be able to take dancing classes or get a category for hobbies like chess etc…

    Alice
    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am
    I love this game so much! Been playing it since the super beginning. The grandkids never happens! I’ve tried everything

    Sam
    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am
    I haven’t been able to find a way to transition even though there’s a button. How do you transition?

    Luciepat
    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am
    In generations mode if I reincarnate after they get their degree it doesn’t seem to exist and in such they can’t get a job. Will this be fixed?
    Thanks a ton, I love your game,
    Luciepat

    Anonymous
    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am
    Grandkids are so rare! I’ve had like 10 children with zero grandkids…WTH? Most people have at least 1 child when they’re between the ages of 18 and 35. Can you please fix this? Otherwise the game is great.

    Anonymous
    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am
    Abduction is to rare now, it never happens in my game now. I can’t get it to happen at least once. It’s aggravating, this needs to be more common, not made so rare that it never happens at all no matter how many life’s you play as. Please fix this, it’s a shame to have a good feature that never happens.

    Frd469
    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am
    Add some military career.. start from the military academy,first assignment,and grades… :3

    Anonymous
    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am
    Add royalty
    ;-;

    Anonymous
    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am
    Please make it to where you can start your own company

    Anonymous
    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am
    Why is grandkids so rare? The most children I have had before I died was about 40 and maybe less than half we’re adopted but like why no grandchildren?
    That is all.

    Anonymous
    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am
    All you people having so grandkids, try having just one child. It doesn’t always happen but I’ll normally get about 4 grandkids having one or two kids at the very most. The more kids you have, grandkid numbers go down. Which makes sense since kids with big families usually want smaller families. But I would like to see a earlier birth year. Maybe prior to 1900. I’m not looking for a historically accurate game, so minor derails like house prices are fine. Just want to see earlier years. And online dating should be started in 1995. With Windows95 we were al connected via chatrooms, giving birth to online dating. Ok I’m done

    Lionel Johnson
    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am
    I love this game. Lol.

    j
    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am
    you should be able to join a sport. kill someone. join a gang. be president. grandkids rarely happen. never been abducted before lol sell drugs.

    jausabledjam
    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am
    you should be able to join a sport. kill someone. join a gang. be president. grandkids rarely happen. never been abducted before lol sell drugs.

    Anonymous
    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am
    Business,start your own company
    Ged High school diploma for adults
    Military
    Mafia
    Religion
    Force job-Quit job for child

    Kiah D.
    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am
    When I became 12 I was able to get married and have a kid and KEEP it. There are age restrictions to certain ages keeping children, but that might be different in different countries. Also, I play and replay this game a lot, and it would be nicer if we could have a birthday party made by our parents then when we are 18 we would have to buy the party materials, or it could be rare to start getting this at 16. These would be awesome things you could have and I love this game so much, most of the time im on here I’m on this game.

    bOobalanes
    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am
    Two weeks for this 🙄🙄🙄

    bOobalanes
    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am
    Two weeks for this 🙄🙄🙄 cmon inst life devs do betta

    L F
    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am
    1: Make it possible to start your own company.
    2: New career: Military
    3: It takes wayyyy too long to make a decent career as a musician.
    4: Expand the criminal career (more things to rob, bigger heists, add black market drug/gun sales.
    5: Add private jets to purchaseable as vehicles.
    6: Make it possible to have a career as a professional athlete.
    7: Police career.
    8: Stock trader career.

    Anonymous
    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am
    I feel like there should be alot more uses for your money. like not only trips, cars, and houses.

    Maddie Arlene
    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am
    I might be confused, but the person I was playing as got abducted and sold at like age 10. But then at age 13 the parents were able to throw me a birthday party??
    Kinda wish the abduction part was more detailed and had other options, like trying to escape when you’ve already been abducted and stuff like that as well. But overall still very good!

    Addi
    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am
    Great update guys!!!! I havent had the Christmas event yet but Im rrally enjoying. You were able to add some of the things I actually hope for (dating the partner, pass inheritance, have grandkids (2x), lot more)

    It is amazing as it is but if these are
    possible…
    * triplets
    *include inlaws/parents/siblings during vacation
    *house with pools/ balconies
    *career in law firm/ film set/ own business

    Ricky
    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am
    I love “thieves broke in to steal Christmas presents”. That’s really cute.

    I know this is a big thing and will take time to fix but, in generation mode, you still can’t see degrees. You can see high school qualifications but not degrees. Also, if you Continue as a Child who is 16–21 and smart enough to be going through college and university, their education doesn’t continue once you’re playing as them.

    It also kinda sucks that you can’t go back to uni and retrain in generation mode.

    Anonymous
    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am
    The games won’t save anymore

    DonnyPaz
    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am
    Can you add skin colours please? More crimes, able to have siblings and be aunties/ uncles. The ability to have grandparents. To be able to join the army and police force. To be able to do more events with all the family. A Actor/actress Career. The ability to start a company of your own from scratch and name it, Then carry it on throughout generations. You probably won’t see this but I hope you can add one or two of my preferred choices. Many thanks.

    Anonymous
    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am
    You can add a update so you can have a chance to have a child with the x gene or you if you have watched x men that is what I’m talking about or you could add random suicide from depression and fix Ebola add more careers more than music and CEO and artist you could add hitman or prostitute this could link to criminal record and terrorist attacks on holidays hope you take up some ideas this game is great and addictive 😁😀 oh and can you add that if you die you can play as the child of the person

    Shane
    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am
    I really think making uses of the appearance index and fitness index would be a great idea…like an acting/modeling career? or athletes?

    Bitlife or instlife?
    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am
    @instlifeLuver first off, despite plating instalife for awhile, I have to say that bitlife is better. Its nothing like this game except the fact that you control a life. So, its not exactly a copycat. 2, when you google the realease dates, they were only realeased about 8 months apart, again stating that the game isnt copied and is jist a fun life game for ios like this is for android. Dont say its a copycat game when you have no proof. :/

    Matt
    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am
    Poster above me… Who are you kidding, “no proof” there is proof. Bitlife is a bandage rip-off of this game. They even used the same damn logo/icon for Christs sake just a different color.

    Tropico instlife
    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am
    You should be able to become a dictator, if you want after becoming the president in certain countrys that are’nt so developed and even make political decisions that can have a positive or negative effect based on said decision mabye even a military career pathway

    Heavyachingfeet
    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am
    I’m unable to share income with my partner it seems. It’ll still say their income but I still get loads of debt regardless!

    Anonymous
    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am
    Add an athlete career

    Anonymous
    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am
    Add murder as an option, i have been asking for months

    Anonymous
    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am
    I’ve been playing this game for a number of months, and I really like it. As with everyone else, I see some fixes that could be made, so I’ll drop my suggestions here as well.

    I’d like to see a single invisible Fame rating be affected by the Artist, Music, CEO, InstCoffee Mascot, and any other “public figure” career to varying degrees.

    It takes about 12-13 years for musicians to “make it” in the industry, yet I start at 10 and don’t usually make decent bucks until I’m well into my 40s. Also, concert and single royalties are much higher than CD sales royalties after the proliferation of social media, whereas all three are viable sources of income before social media (ex: in the last 10 years, only ten albums have hit a million units in sales, two of which are Taylor Swift albums). Moreover, the chance of a big hit should increase slightly if you release singles in the social media era over an album. I also think you should be able to book more studio time for singles (you can record about 30 high-quality singles in a given year) than albums, of which two or three a year are fine.

    Also, I think Sports, Politics, and Military would be interesting careers to add.

    Anonymous
    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am
    Please add pets and siblings, other than that, I really have no complaints.

    (P.S. to the people complaining about BitLife, my sister and I play it together. It is like InstLife, I won’t deny that, but it’s not a copycat game. It’s around the same basis, and has some of the same features, yes. However, it has more features than InstLife and I think, personally, it’s better because of what those features are. InstLife is good, BitLife is also good. It doesn’t need to be brought to anyone’s attention. Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk.)

    Anonymous
    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am
    Please add pets, grandparents, and siblings. Literally everyone wants it. Sometimes I wonder whether you guys actually read these, or if the website is just a tactic to make people think their thoughts count, there for making them keep the game.

    Cassandra Lauren
    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am
    My thought when it comes to abduction:
    The first and last name should change from what we were named by our biological parents. And I’m sure it’s been said before, but I would love to have different outcomes after being abducted, such as being put in a sweat shop and having the chance to escape, or being sold into a family, being given a whole new identity would help to continue immersion while playing.
    Thanks for reading

    Randygj98
    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am
    For some reason, when both parents die in generation mode, that child still show record of living parents. Also, as you go down in the generations, parents information gets lost. It would also be neat to have a Family tree where you could track your ancestry backwards.

    Puls3
    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am
    You guys need to make higher tiers of bribes, if I’m willing to pay 500k to make a cop look the other way I should be able to, getting arrested really ruins a perfect life……

    Anonymous
    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am
    Why can’t we plead guilty or not guilty

    Tanya
    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am
    I get no grandchildren even if I have like 20 kids😂
    I want more grandchildren! Lol
    Keep up the good work guys, this game is the best.

    Anonymous
    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am
    Can y’all put in Kings and queens and when we die our kids and grandchildren inherits the kingdom

    Anonymous
    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am
    Plz add monarchy

    Nadja
    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am
    Bug: when in prison, your girlfriend/wife can get pregnant. And if you decide to keep the baby, when choosing the baby’s name the game freezes.

    Anon
    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am
    Can you add monarchy? Like Kings and Queens? That would be really cool if you could add it! Thanks!

    Fijik
    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am
    For the custom life you guys should add an option to change your intelligence or appeareance and other traits that can be improved by lessons before you start the game also it would be cool if i could become a murderer with intent and not just be an accidental murderer when i assault homeless people when i take a walk down the street.

    Anonymous
    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am
    i think itd be cool if when you were born as an unwanted pregnancy you have a chance of being abandoned by your parents? another challenge at least to keep the game interesting.

    Anonymous
    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am
    omG i just got born in lapland as ‘mr clause’ , so cuuute

    Anonymous
    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am
    Lapland= North Pole. For those of you bitching

    Lucas
    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am
    We need more things to do with money, like upgrades or something, i love the game and will follow it till I die, but it gets kind of boring without an objective

    Anonymous
    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am
    Also go back to school

    Avalon Mary
    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am
    Please make Grandkids happen more often. Even if I have 10 kids I’m lucky to get to one grandkid.

    Heavyachingfeet
    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am
    I’d also definitely appreciate more jobs 🙂 I really like choosing jobs like baker or butcher because they’re a lot easier to identify and it gives me some career satisfaction in that way, haha. Thanks again guys, and please have a great New Year 😀

    Dora
    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am
    I have still never had grandchildren. I make them have 30+ kids each time I play and they never give me any. Also I saw abduction had been made harder, I didn’t even know you could be abducted, it has never happened to me.

    Anonymous
    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am
    It would be cool if you guys had sports like basketball and football

    Anonymous
    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am
    And the updates man?

    Anonymous
    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am
    For real it’s already been 2 weeks

    Anon
    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am
    Where’s the update my dudes? This better be a good one.

    Anonymous
    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am
    Give us something big not something like bug fixes

    Seriously
    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am
    When is the next godamn update???????!!!!!

    Anonymous
    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am
    Add it were we could be called the King Or Queen of a music genure after selling so manny records world wide

    John T.
    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am
    We really need some major updates. For months now the updates been small with the, “sorry, don’t worry we’re working on big things.”
    Well where are these, “big things”? It’s starting to get old. And the app is stale. Been around since September 2017 and it’s improved since then but still not as much as you keep promising.

    Random User
    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am
    Optional additions:
    1. More detail about out birth (the city we were born in, how and where we were concieved, if we don’t know one or either parent, if we have a twin, triplets, or older sibling.
    2. A way to strengthen our relationship with our parents and siblings and children.
    3. If we get a divorce and have children there should be a way to see who keeps the children.
    4. More plastic surgery options (Penis enlargements, butt lifts, Botox, lipo, etc.)
    5. More job options (President, actor/actress, porn star, porn set janitor, prostitute, chef, etc)
    6. A hobby section
    7. Be able to have hookups and threesomes. (But partner can deny threesome and get angry)

    Please add porn and prostitution

    Anonymous
    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am
    The update is out finally

    Anonymous
    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am
    I’m with alot of other people here. I wish there was more detail for abduction,and that it was at least uncommon,it’s so frustrating to even get abducted. I also wish there was silbings,pets,more sexualities,more options to criminal route,like murder and kidnapping,wish grandkids were more common, and would be interesting if your kid came out of the closet,you were giving options to react to it

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  • Anonymous

    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am

    Fuck

  • Anonymous

    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am

    Pussy

  • Anon

    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am

    No u

  • Anonymous

    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am

    Developers, please add more times and ages, for example-medievil with new work and houses

  • Anonymous

    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am

    its ok guys take ur time ur doing fairly well i would say tbh im fine with what we have for the game👍👍👍👍❤❤❤

  • Tanaka

    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am

    I think it would be a bit cooler if you add a feature where by we can start our own business. And and more features to the criminal career like robbing a bank or something…

  • Anonymous

    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am

    Please add ability to be a president, which can start new wars and laws

  • Anon

    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am

    Dude… This must be a big update to take this long…

  • Anonymous

    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am

    Wheres the update ????

  • Anonymous

    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am

    Sunday

  • Anon

    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am

    I love how nobody’s even giving suggestions anymore and just asking if you’re ever going to update

  • Anonymous

    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am

    Add phones and a social media fame like a YouTube star add many more features to the character customization like how pretty you are. The first reason you should add phones because you need a phone or computer to have social media. Add like over a hundred more purchase miscellaneous stuff that would make this game super awesome.

    Sincerely Beta Tester

  • Anonymous

    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am

    I agree add phones

  • Anonymous

    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am

    more miscellaneous purchase stuff

  • Anonymous

    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am

    Phones please

  • Anonymous

    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am

    Computes also

  • Anonymous

    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am

    Being able to choose which airline you travel with

  • Anonymous

    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am

    More miscellaneous purchase stuff please

  • Anonymous

    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am

    Miscellaneous stuff miscellaneous stuff miscellaneous stuff miscellaneous stuff miscellaneous stuff miscellaneous stuff miscellaneous stuffmiscellaneous stuff miscellaneous stuff miscellaneous. Miscellaneous the miscellaneous stuff miscellaneous stuff

  • Anonymous

    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am

    I want to be able to purchase phones and computers please I agree with that first guy he’s really I want yeah I do agree with that so soon cuz it if I don’t get into your day I’m going to be very mad I bet they where’s are they they also updates please

  • Instcoffeebot

    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am

    Seriously though where are the miscellaneous purchasable stuffI really do want phones and computers that sounds actually kind of cool please I thank you for reading this

  • Tummy hurts

    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am

    phones phones phones phones phones phones phones and computers computer computer computer computer computer computer miscellaneous purchasable stuff miscellaneous purchasable

  • Anon

    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am

    A bunch of people all repeating that they all want phones? HMMMMMM

  • Anonymous

    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am

    The update is out guys enjoy

  • Nunya

    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am

    Why is all the peoples names mr and mrs clause

  • Jovana

    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am

    No update for a month?! Are you guys for real? Something big better be coming up!!!

  • Ricky

    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am

    Old bug resurfacing:

    Last game I played, I used ‘Continue as Child’ a couple of times and then found their partner through online dating. The partner got to over 140 and outlived my playable character.

  • Anonymous

    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am

    What is up with the one person yelling her want phones???

  • Anonymous

    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am

    Y’all should add states. That could determine the wealth and family you come from.

  • Anonymous

    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am

    Oh one more sports?

  • Anonymous

    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am

    Become a drug dealer would be a cool idea
    Great game!

  • Me

    December 17, 2018 at 12:42 am

    I had 187 children but no grandchildren. How is this possible?

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